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Martha: Magic and stuff, that's a surprise. It's all a bit Harry Potter.
The Doctor: Wait till you read book seven - oh, I cried!
  ~Martha and The Doctor, Doctor Who - The Shakespeare Code

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If you think back, and replay your year, if it doesn't bring you tears of either joy or sadness, consider it wasted.
  ~John Cage, Ally McBeal - These Are the Days

It's got a camera and a short pulse laser, plus a grid analyzer and I got it to 42 snaps right now. But I want to get it to 47 because... that's a prime number.
  ~Marshall, Alias - Truth Be Told

See, that's the genius. See, these two things separately? Nothing, nothing at all. But you put them together and... that sound that you're--you know that boom? That's my mind blowing.
  ~Marshall, Alias - Time Will Tell

Mahandra: What happened to you?
Jaye: I got into a fight with a middle-aged Texas hausfrau in the course of performing a good deed.
Mahandra: Why were you doing a good deed?
Jaye: I wanted to see what it felt like.
  ~Mahandra and Jaye, Wonderfalls - Wax Lion

We're all fate's bitch. You might as well go ahead and bend over for destiny now.
  ~Jaye, Wonderfalls - Caged Bird

President Barlet: I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality an 'abomination!'
Jenna Jacobs: I don't say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President. The Bible does.
President Barlet: Yes it does. Leviticus!
Jenna Jacobs: 18:22.
President Barlet: Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I had you here. I wanted to sell my youngest daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown Sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While thinking about that, can I ask another? My chief of staff, Leo McGarry, insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself? Or is it okay to call the police? Here's one that's really important, because weve got a lot of sports fans in this town. Touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you? One last thing. While you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building when the president stands, nobody sits.
  ~President Bartlet and Jenna Jacobs, The West Wing - The Midterms

Margaret: Can I - can I just say something for the future?
Leo: Yeah.
Margaret: I can sign the President's name. I have his signature down pretty good.
Leo: You can sign the President's name?
Margaret: Yeah.
Leo: On a document removing him from power and handing it to someone else.
Margaret: Yeah! Or... do you think the White House Counsel would say that was a bad idea?
Leo: I think the White House Counsel would say it was a coup d'etat!
Margaret: Well. I'd probably end up doing some time for that.
Leo: I would think. And what the hell were you doing practicing the President's signature?
Margaret: It was just for fun.
  ~Margaret and Leo, The West Wing - In the Shadow of Two Gunmen, Part 2

Charlie: Okay. Zoey and I are going out. I'll be on my pager.
Leo: You're going out?
Charlie: Yeah.
Leo: Charlie, you're taking extra protection, right?
Charlie: Hey, Leo...
Leo: Secret Service protection, Charlie. But thanks for loading me up with that image.
  ~Charlie and Leo, The West Wing - The Midterms

Josh: Toby, come quick, Sam's getting his ass kicked by a girl.
Toby: Ginger, get the popcorn.
  ~Josh and Toby, The West Wing - In This White House

CJ: They sent me two turkeys. The most photo-friendly of the two gets a Presidential pardon and a full life at a children's zoo. The runner-up gets eaten.
President Bartlet: If the Oscars were like that, Id watch.
  ~CJ and President Bartlet, The West Wing - Shibboleth

I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
  ~Michael, The Office - Casino Night

Pam: Hey.
Jim: Hey, how's it going?
Pam: Good. Especially after I took all your money in poker.
Jim: Yeah. Uh... hey, uh, can I talk to you about something?
Pam: About when you want to give me more of your money?
Jim: No, I...
Pam: Did you want to do that now? We can go inside. I'm feeling kind of good tonight.
Jim: I was just... um... I'm in love with you.
Pam: What?
Jim: I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear, but I needed you to hear it. Probably not good timing. I know that, I just...
Pam: What are you doing? What do you expect me to say to that?
Jim: I just needed you to know. Once.
Pam: Well, I um... I... I can't?
Jim: Yeah.
Pam: You have no idea...
Jim: Don't do that.
Pam: ...what your friendship means to me.
Jim: C'mon. I don't want to do that. I want to be more than that.
Pam: I can't. I'm really sorry... if you misinterpreted things. It's probably my fault.
Jim: Not your fault. I'm sorry I misinterpreted uh our friendship.
  ~Pam and Jim, The Office - Casino Night



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