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If there is no great glorious end to all this, if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do... 'cause that's all there is. What we do, now, today. I fought for so long. For redemption, for a reward, finally just to beat the other guy, but... I never got it.
Hey, I'm from Sunnydale. We had our own Hellmouth! I think I know a vampire when I'm - alone with him... in his fortress-like home. And you know, I think I'm just feeling a little light-headed from hunger. I'm just wacky. And kidding! Ha, ha.
~Cordy, City Of
Oh god, what am I going to do? I'm good for exactly two things: International Superstardom, or helping a vampire with a soul to rid the world of evil. That makes for a short but - colorful resume.
~Cordy, I Will Remember You
How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing? No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. No, not the hair! Never the hair! But there must be someway I can show my appreciation. No, helping those in need's my job, - and working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough! I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so... Say no more. Evil's still afoot! And I'm almost out of that Nancy-boy hair-gel that I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!
~Spike, In the Dark
Oh, God. I was this close to telling him everything. I mean, one more hot poker and I was giving him the ring, your mom, - everything. - How is your mom?
~Angel, In the Dark
Back off! Polygrip. You think you're bad? Being all mean and haunty? Picking on poor pathetic Cordy? Well, get ready to haul your wrinkly translucent ass out of this place, because lady, the bitch is back.
~Cordy, Rm w/ a Vu
My parents were great. Tasted a lot like chicken.
~Angel, Sense and Sensitivity
I think it, I say it. That's my way.
~Cordy, The Bachelor Party
The good fight, yeah? - You never know until you've been tested. - I get that now.
One of the perks of the job. After an all-nighter of fighting the lurking evil we get eggs.
~Cordy, Parting Gifts
I learned something, too. I learned, um, men are evil? Oh, wait. I knew that. I learned that LA is full of self-serving phonies. Nope. Had that one down, too. Sex is bad?
We all knew that.
Okay, I learned that I have two people I trust absolutely with my life. And that part's new.
~Cordy and Angel, Expecting
I'm so glad you came. You know how parties are. You're always worried that no one is going to suck the energy out of the room like a giant black hole of boring despair. But there you were, in the clinch!
Oh, I know. Every night it's Jeopardy, followed by Wheel of Fortune and a cup of hot cocoa. Look out girls, this one can't be tamed.
~Cordy, The Ring
Whoo-whoo! My god! They told me it was true, but I didn't believe them. Damn, here it is! Evil white folks really do have a Mecca. Now, now, girls, don't get all riled up. OW! Did you just step on my foot? Is that my foot you just stepped on? Are you assaulting me - up in this haven of justice? Somebody get me a lawyer because my civil rights have seriously been violated. Oh, I get it, I get it. You all can cater to the demon, cater to the dead man, but what about the black man!
~Gunn, Blind Date
The road to redemption is a rocky path.
It's not about winning, Cordelia, it's about what's at stake. And in this particular scenario you were way more important than winning.
~Angel, That Vision-Thing
You know there is something about brewed tea you simply can not replicate with a bag.
~Wesley, Carpe Noctem
Oh, Angel. I know that I am a Slayer, and you are a Vampire, and it is impossible for us to be together, but --
But my gypsy curse, and our hot little loins, sometimes prevent us from seeing the truth. Oh Buffy --
I love you so much I almost forgot to brood.
And just because I sent you to hell that one time doesn't mean we can't be friends.
Or possibly more?
Gasp! No! We mustn't! You'll lose your soul!
To hell with my soul! Again! Kiss me!
~Cordy and Wesley, Fredless
Oh really? Well I am not some mystical vending machine, here to spit out answers every time you waltz in with a problem. I have a heart. Granted, it's located in my left buttcheek, but it's still a heart, and that heart is broken. I mean, why is it nobody ever cares about my destiny? Everyone who walks through that door is all about 'me, me, me' - what about my me? My me's important!
I got lost, I got lost, they did terrible things to me but it was just a storybook, it was just a story with monsters, not real, not in the world, but if you're here and you see me then... then it's real, it did happen, if you see what they made of me... I didn't mean to get lost...
I've been accused of a great many things in my time, but paranoid has never been one of them. Unless people have been saying it behind my back.
~Wesley, Are You Now or Have You Ever Been
Right! This is Angel. 'Oh, no, I can't do anything fun tonight. I have to count my past sins, then alphabetize them. Oh, by the way, I'm thinking of snapping on Friday.'
~Cordy, Guise Will Be Guise
I'm not a eunuch.
~Angel, Guise Will Be Guise
Eh, kill her, give her cab fare, whatever. The point is, you've turned a corner. Well, yay you. Zuzu's petals. It's about time. And between you and me, if it had taken you much longer to hit your bottom, I was gonna kick it.
Isn't this just the sort of 'tude that got you where you are now? I think I'm speaking for everyone when I say if all you're gonna do is switch back to brood mode, we'd rather have you evil. Then at least - leather pants.
All I wanna do is help. I wanna help because I don't think people should suffer, as they do. Because, if there is no bigger meaning, then the smallest act of kindness is the greatest thing in the world.
See? Brits know how to say good-bye. Angel here wanted to hug.
Oh, my God! Angel, you're... cute!
Oh, but the little hands! And the hair...
Hey! You're fired.
~Fred and Angel, Smile Time
Maybe it's some type of puppet cancer.
I do not have puppet cancer!
~Lorne and Angel, Smile Time
You're a wee, little puppet man!
~Spike, Smile Time
I'm made of felt... and my nose comes off.
~Angel, Smile Time
This goes all the way through to the other side. So, I figure, there's a bloke somewhere around New Zealand standing on a bridge like this one, looking back down at us. All the way down. There's a hole in the world. Feels like we ought to have known.
~Spike, A Hole in the World
My boys. I walk with heroes.
~Fred, A Hole in the World
Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding onto false hope, but... I knew you'd come back. You're like... you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Ohh... he's alive, Frodo. He's alive.
OK, Spike's a hero, and you're C.E.O. of Hell, Incorporated. What freakin' bizarro world did I wake up in?
~Cordy, You're Welcome
I want you, Lindsey... I'm thinking about rephrasing that.
Yeah, I think I'd be more comfortable if you did.
~Angel and Lindsey, Not Fade Away
There is no perfect day for me, Illyria. There is no sunset or painting or finely-aged scotch that's going to sum up my life and make tonight any... There is nothing that I want.
~Wesley, Not Fade Away
The first lesson a watcher learns is to separate truth from illusion. Because in the world of magics, it's the hardest thing to do. The truth is that Fred is gone. To pretend anything else would be a lie. And since I don't actually intend to die tonight, I won't accept a lie.
~Wesley, Not Fade Away
This may come out a little pretentious, but... one of you will betray me... Wes.
Oh. Can I deny you 3 times?
~Angel and Spike, Not Fade Away
Would you like me to lie to you now?
Yes. Thank you. Yes.
~Illyria and Wesley, Not Fade Away
Well, personally, I kind of want to slay the dragon. Let's go to work.
~Angel, Not Fade Away
I helped save the world, you know.
Like I haven't.
Yeah, but I've done it a lot more.
I closed the hellmouth.
I've done that.
Yeah, you wore a necklace. You know, I helped kill the mayor and, uh, and Jasmine andó
Do those really count as savin' the world?
I stopped Acathla. That saved the world.
Buffy ran you through with a sword.
Yeah, but I made her do it. I signaled her with my eyes.
She killed you. I helped her! That one counts as mine.
~Angel and Spike, The Girl in Question
But she's not finished baking yet. I gotta wait till she's done baking, you know, till she finds herself, 'cause that's the drill. Fine. I'm waitin' patiently, and meanwhile, The Immortal's eatin' cookie dough!
~Angel, The Girl in Question
Change back. Be blue. Be anything. Don't be her. Don't ever be her.
~Wesley, The Girl in Question
Heroes don't accept the way the world is.
~Angel, Power Play
10-to-1, we're gone when the smoke clears. They will do everything in their power to destroy us. So...I need you to be sure. Power endures. We can't bring down the senior partners, but for one bright, shining moment, we can show them that they don't own us. You need to decide for yourselves if that's worth dying for. I can't order you to do this. I can't do it without you. So we'll vote. As a team. Think about what I'm asking you to do, think about what I'm asking you to give.
~Angel, Power Play