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No one is judging you. It's understandable. Spike is strong and mysterious and sort of compact but well-muscled.
I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be.
  ~Xander and Buffy, Intervention

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Gilmore Girls

Reality has absolutely no place in our world.
  ~Lorelai, Ballroom & Biscotti

Good. Hey, it's still early. Do you wanna watch more of the extra supplementary stuff on the Lord of the Rings DVD?
Well, it's just the drawings and that fat guy talking.
  ~Rory and Lorelai, Swan Song

In fact, if you put oy and poodle together in the same sentence, you'd have a great new catch phrase, you know? Like, oy with the poodles already. So from now on, when the perfect circumstances arise, we will use our favorite new catch phrase.
  ~Lorelai, I Can't Get Started

She's not here yet.
Okay! Well, you'll have to entertain me 'til she gets here. Dance for me, Burger Boy.
Will you marry me?
What?
Just... looking for something to shut you up.
  ~Luke and Lorelai, Rory's Birthday Parties

Um, can I make one more suggestion?
No.
Curtains?
No.
Manly curtains.
Oxymoron.
What did you call me?
No curtains.
  ~Lorelai and Luke, Christopher Returns

You would knock the crutch out from under Tiny Tim, wouldn't you?
If he asked for a free cup of coffee, Gimpy's goin' down.
  ~Taylor and Luke, They Shoot Gilmores, Don't They?

Rory is very low maintenance. Kind of like that robot kid in A.I., only way less mother-obsessed. Oh my god, that kid was so annoying. I would've pushed him out of the car while it was still moving.
  ~Lorelai, Red Light on the Wedding Night

Can I ask you stupid questions?
There's no such thing.
How does ink come out of pens?
All right, there is such a thing.
  ~Lorelai and Luke, Road Trip to Harvard

I'm just trying to remember the first time we met. It must have been at Luke's, right?
It was at Luke's, it was at lunch, it was a very busy day, the place was packed, and this person...
Ooh, is it me? Is it me?
This person comes tearing into the place in a caffeine frenzy.
Ooh, it's me.
I was with a customer. She interrupts me, wild-eyed, begging for coffee, so I tell her to wait her turn. Then she starts following me around, talking a mile a minute, saying God knows what. So finally I turn to her, and I tell her she's being annoying - sit down, shut up, I'll get to her when I get to her.
Y'know, I bet she took that very well, 'cause she sounds just delightful.
She asked me what my birthday was. I wouldn't tell her. She wouldn't stop talking. I gave in. I told her my birthday. Then she opened up the newspaper to the horoscope page, wrote something down, tore it out, handed it to me.
God, seriously. You wrote the menu, didn't you?
So I'm looking at this piece of paper in my hand, and under Scorpio, she had written 'You will meet an annoying woman today. Give her coffee and she'll go away.' I gave her coffee.
But she didn't go away.
She told me to hold on to that horoscope, put it in my wallet, and carry it around with me - one day it would bring me luck.
Well, man, I will say anything for a cup of coffee... Um... I can't believe you kept this. You kept this in your wallet? You kept this in your wallet.
Eight years.
Eight years.
  ~Lorelai and Luke, Written in the Stars

It's heaven. One quick trip downstairs, and I have all the treats I want. You're like Willy Wonka but hotter.
I am not hotter than Willy Wonka.
Slap on a purple top hat, and you're close.
  ~Lorelai and Luke, But Not as Cute as Pushkin

I have thought about asking you out several times I just don't think it's such a good idea.
Why not?
Because you're special.
Special? Like stop eating the paste special?
You are beautiful. You are intelligent. You are incredibly interesting. You are definitely girlfriend material. I, however, am definitely not boyfriend material. I can't do it, I can't do commitment and I don't want to pretend to you that I can. If I were to date you there would be no dating. It would be something right away and I'm not that guy.
  ~Logan & Rory, Wedding Bell Blues

Taylor, no, no, no, no, and every day from now on 'til the end of my life, I am gonna come in here and say, 'Taylor, no!' And when I die, I'm gonna have them freeze me next to Ted Williams, and when they find the cure to what I died of and they unfreeze me, my first words are gonna be, 'How's Ted?' followed closely by, 'Taylor, no!'
  ~Luke, Application Anxiety



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