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Xander and Buffy
You've done some beheading in your time?
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife... You're not loving this story.
No, actually, I find it oddly comforting.
~Xander and Buffy, The Harvest
So, Buffy, how'd the slaying go last night?
I mean, how'd the laying go? No, I don't mean that either.
~Xander and Buffy, Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
Hey! Nobody messes with my Willow.
This is definitely the superior Xander. Accept no substitutes.
~Xander and Buffy, The Pack
I wish dating was like slaying: you know, simple, direct, stake to the heart, no muss, no fuss.
Sorry to say, Xand, slaying is a tad more perilous than dating.
Well, you're obviously not dating Cordelia.
~Xander and Buffy, Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered
So where were you? Did you go to Belgium?
Why would I go to Belgium?
I think the relevant question is why wouldn't you? Bel-gium!
~Xander and Buffy, Dead Man's Party
No one is judging you. It's understandable. Spike is strong and mysterious and sort of compact but well-muscled.
I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be.
~Xander and Buffy, Intervention