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I'm just trying to remember the first time we met. It must have been at Luke's, right?
It was at Luke's, it was at lunch, it was a very busy day, the place was packed, and this person...
Ooh, is it me? Is it me?
This person comes tearing into the place in a caffeine frenzy.
Ooh, it's me.
I was with a customer. She interrupts me, wild-eyed, begging for coffee, so I tell her to wait her turn. Then she starts following me around, talking a mile a minute, saying God knows what. So finally I turn to her, and I tell her she's being annoying - sit down, shut up, I'll get to her when I get to her.
Y'know, I bet she took that very well, 'cause she sounds just delightful.
She asked me what my birthday was. I wouldn't tell her. She wouldn't stop talking. I gave in. I told her my birthday. Then she opened up the newspaper to the horoscope page, wrote something down, tore it out, handed it to me.
God, seriously. You wrote the menu, didn't you?
So I'm looking at this piece of paper in my hand, and under Scorpio, she had written 'You will meet an annoying woman today. Give her coffee and she'll go away.' I gave her coffee.
But she didn't go away.
She told me to hold on to that horoscope, put it in my wallet, and carry it around with me - one day it would bring me luck.
Well, man, I will say anything for a cup of coffee... Um... I can't believe you kept this. You kept this in your wallet? You kept this in your wallet.
~Lorelai and Luke, Written in the Stars
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Xander and Buffy
You've done some beheading in your time?
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife... You're not loving this story.
No, actually, I find it oddly comforting.
~Xander and Buffy, The Harvest
So, Buffy, how'd the slaying go last night?
I mean, how'd the laying go? No, I don't mean that either.
~Xander and Buffy, Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
Hey! Nobody messes with my Willow.
This is definitely the superior Xander. Accept no substitutes.
~Xander and Buffy, The Pack
I wish dating was like slaying: you know, simple, direct, stake to the heart, no muss, no fuss.
Sorry to say, Xand, slaying is a tad more perilous than dating.
Well, you're obviously not dating Cordelia.
~Xander and Buffy, Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered
So where were you? Did you go to Belgium?
Why would I go to Belgium?
I think the relevant question is why wouldn't you? Bel-gium!
~Xander and Buffy, Dead Man's Party
No one is judging you. It's understandable. Spike is strong and mysterious and sort of compact but well-muscled.
I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be.
~Xander and Buffy, Intervention