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And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun!
~Willow, The Initiative
Oh, I don't get wild. Wild on me equals spaz.
Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool, or, or witty, or at all. I-I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.
~Willow, Welcome to the Hellmouth
Yeah! You're the Slayer, and we're, like, the Slayerettes!
~Willow, The Witch
Love makes you do the wacky.
~Willow, Some Assembly Required
I'm so the 'Net girl.
~Willow, Lie to Me
Great. I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh, yeah, 1-800-I'm-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho.
Well, we try not to get killed. That's part of our whole mission statement. 'Don't get killed.'
I brought marshmallows. Occasionally, I'm callous and strange.
~Willow, The Zeppo
Well, did you try looking inside the sofa in Hell?
It's horrible! That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.
It's okay. I can do this. I'm gonna take care of her. Even if she never... She's my girl.
~Willow, Tough Love
All this... it has a name. It's called guilt. It's a feeling, and it's important. But it's not more than that, Buffy. Buffys. You've carried the weight of the world on your shoulders since high school. And I, I know you didn't ask for this, but... you do it every day. And so, you wanted out for one second. So what?
~Willow, The Weight of the World