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Out... for... a... walk... bitch.
  ~Buffy and Spike, No Place Like Home

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Lorelai and Luke

Um, can I make one more suggestion?
No.
Curtains?
No.
Manly curtains.
Oxymoron.
What did you call me?
No curtains.
  ~Lorelai and Luke, Christopher Returns

Can I ask you stupid questions?
There's no such thing.
How does ink come out of pens?
All right, there is such a thing.
  ~Lorelai and Luke, Road Trip to Harvard

I'm just trying to remember the first time we met. It must have been at Luke's, right?
It was at Luke's, it was at lunch, it was a very busy day, the place was packed, and this person...
Ooh, is it me? Is it me?
This person comes tearing into the place in a caffeine frenzy.
Ooh, it's me.
I was with a customer. She interrupts me, wild-eyed, begging for coffee, so I tell her to wait her turn. Then she starts following me around, talking a mile a minute, saying God knows what. So finally I turn to her, and I tell her she's being annoying - sit down, shut up, I'll get to her when I get to her.
Y'know, I bet she took that very well, 'cause she sounds just delightful.
She asked me what my birthday was. I wouldn't tell her. She wouldn't stop talking. I gave in. I told her my birthday. Then she opened up the newspaper to the horoscope page, wrote something down, tore it out, handed it to me.
God, seriously. You wrote the menu, didn't you?
So I'm looking at this piece of paper in my hand, and under Scorpio, she had written 'You will meet an annoying woman today. Give her coffee and she'll go away.' I gave her coffee.
But she didn't go away.
She told me to hold on to that horoscope, put it in my wallet, and carry it around with me - one day it would bring me luck.
Well, man, I will say anything for a cup of coffee... Um... I can't believe you kept this. You kept this in your wallet? You kept this in your wallet.
Eight years.
Eight years.
  ~Lorelai and Luke, Written in the Stars

It's heaven. One quick trip downstairs, and I have all the treats I want. You're like Willy Wonka but hotter.
I am not hotter than Willy Wonka.
Slap on a purple top hat, and you're close.
  ~Lorelai and Luke, But Not as Cute as Pushkin



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