You've done some beheading in your time?
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife... You're not loving this story.
No, actually, I find it oddly comforting.
~Xander and Buffy, The Harvest