"Oh well. Btw, no, none of this is true. It was just Rae and Tarina having WAY too much fun at my expense."

Mmhmm... you just keep telling yourself (and other people) that...

Tarina and I know the sordid truth!!!

Thanks for the pluggy! wink flirt hug

I love you... even though you're a dirty yoda fancier. sly smooch

Posted by Rae at May 12, 2003 01:51 AM


LMAO.

You guys are too funny!

wink

Posted by Thomas at May 12, 2003 03:10 AM


I wish I had the X-Men animated series on DVD as well. And the Anamatrix.

Insane is the only way to be cheerful

Posted by Kristina at May 12, 2003 10:37 AM


You know Anna, only one of us here is the pervert, and it's not me!

You can't hide from this Anna, word gets around. And having a Star Wars themed S&M paradise in your bedroom is bound to get noticed eentually smile

Posted by Tarina at May 12, 2003 11:57 AM


I hear Architectural Chambers... you know, the S&M version of Architechtural Digest, wants to photograph her SW S&M room for their next cover story.

There was something about Anna posing with the storm trooper doll as well. eek

Posted by Rae at May 12, 2003 12:01 PM


I heard that too!

But I heard it was a "new" version of a storm trooper doll. There was some rumor going around about leather and whips. And cock rings!

Posted by Tarina at May 12, 2003 12:02 PM


Oh... God... Ick. Those things are creepy enough already. Those enhancements can't be good.

Posted by Rae at May 12, 2003 12:15 PM


I agree, but you know Anna. the girl only looks sweet and innocent smile

Posted by Tarina at May 12, 2003 12:16 PM


Ain't that the truth. Behind that innocent face lurks the dark mind of an super kinky S&M Star Wars sex fiend.

Posted by Rae at May 12, 2003 12:18 PM


A Star Wars fan to fear. This is what will happen if we leave their numbers unchecked

Posted by Tarina at May 12, 2003 12:22 PM


Yes, definitely one to be wary of. You never know when she's going to attack with that awful awful Yoda dildo.

Oh... the horror.

Posted by Rae at May 12, 2003 12:28 PM


i thought we agreed to never mention it again. A dildo that says "Fuck me You Will" when in use.

i need counseling, my poor innocent mind can't take it anymore

Posted by Tarina at May 12, 2003 12:30 PM


I think Anna and her sexually disturbing ways have warped our fragile innocent minds.

I'll never forget that night... I answered the phone... and heard that terribley disturbing Darth Vader sex talk.

I mean... she KNOWS I'm not a fan... Trying to lure me into the fandom this way is certainly not going to work.

Posted by Rae at May 12, 2003 12:32 PM


No one wants to be awakened by Anna's DV impression saying "LUKE... WHO'S YOUR DADDY???"

Posted by Rae at May 12, 2003 12:33 PM


I am a fan! but I never conceived of this kind of Star Wars at all. I was in it for the pure joy of a space battle of heros and adventures.

Not Kinky sex!

Posted by Tarina at May 12, 2003 12:34 PM


There was one tme when I heard her impression of Darth Vader saying "You have been very naughy, it's time to pay the price"

Posted by Tarina at May 12, 2003 12:35 PM


I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who gets those scary calls. I thought I was alone.

I wonder how this whole thing started with her. I mean... how do you suddenly go from average Star Wars fan to a spiked leather clad, whip toting, Yoda dildo owner?

Posted by Rae at May 12, 2003 12:37 PM


I don't think I want to know what paths Anna took that led her to using a Yoda Dildo and molesting lifesized storm trooper dolls

Posted by Tarina at May 12, 2003 12:38 PM


It might make for a good read... though, without the graphic details she's so fond of giving out.

I still have nightmares about her Jabba the Hutt fantasy. rown

Posted by Rae at May 12, 2003 12:43 PM


She told you that one too?

I couldn't sleep for 2 nights after she told me about it- the images were far too disturbing

Posted by Tarina at May 12, 2003 12:44 PM


Oh... so she showed you her sketches and clay models as well?

Didn't that one with that weird protruding... rod? That was really troubling...

Posted by Rae at May 12, 2003 12:46 PM


yeah I saw, spent the night in the bathroom worshiping the porcelain gods.

It was the one with multiple.... rods, that had me freaking

Posted by Tarina at May 12, 2003 12:48 PM


Oh thank God I ran before she was able to take that one out.

And you know what... for all her talk about how she doesn't like Jar Jar Binx... she sure doesn't seem to have a problem with illustrating fantasies of threesomes with him and Palpatine.

Posted by Rae at May 12, 2003 12:53 PM


Or illustrating just him- sans clothes.

Oh god the mental images

Posted by Tarina at May 12, 2003 12:57 PM


You know... she has a JarJar costume. She said it's good for... rollplaying.
I just started to cry and ran away.

Posted by Rae at May 12, 2003 01:00 PM


Anna makes up all kinds of stories to rationalize her behavior.

It scares me

Posted by Tarina at May 12, 2003 01:06 PM


Me too. I've been scared for life. Someone should inform George Lucas of Anna's sexual Star Wars misdeeds.

Posted by Rae at May 12, 2003 01:08 PM


But if we do that, they'll send Anna away. Cause she needs help...

Wait, on second thought. Maybe we should do that

Posted by Tarina at May 12, 2003 01:09 PM


Wait... what if they recruit her for Star Wars porn? That wouldn't be good... I mean, I guess it would be good for Anna... but no one should have to watch Yoda do that stuff.

Posted by Rae at May 12, 2003 01:12 PM


Yoda with a sex drive..... holy shit. That should be illegal. Yoda and Anna getting it on.

*cries and hides under covers*

Posted by Tarina at May 12, 2003 01:13 PM


Curse you, Tarina, for saying those words!

Oh, my pure mind cannot take it. I feel ill. Oh... God.

Posted by Rae at May 12, 2003 01:19 PM


*sobs, cries* I want my mommy!!!!

Posted by Tarina at May 12, 2003 01:20 PM


Anna, you sick sick girl. Look what you've done to us!

Posted by Rae at May 12, 2003 01:21 PM


Anna scares me Rae, i'm just so scared. All those thoughts, all the things she's said. It's just too much...

Posted by Tarina at May 12, 2003 01:22 PM


Don't worry hun, you're not alone in this. I'm just as terrified as you are.

Posted by Rae at May 12, 2003 01:25 PM


And she keeps telling me that I'm the pervert!

Posted by Tarina at May 12, 2003 01:26 PM


I KNOW! How ridiculous is that?!? The girl carries pictures of the naked cast of Star Wars in her wallet and says WE are pervs?

What the heck is that about?

Posted by Rae at May 12, 2003 01:28 PM


She's denying the obvious. She's transfering her psychosis to us

Posted by Tarina at May 12, 2003 01:29 PM


Well, she can keep her psychosis and perversions and light saber strap on to herself, thank you very much.

Posted by Rae at May 12, 2003 01:31 PM


she scares me

Posted by Tarina at May 12, 2003 01:32 PM


Oh my god. I'm sitting here at work... just decided to check if I had comments and I see the count is 38. So I knew it had to be you weirdos. Good lord... I can't believe you've been doing this for the past hour. I'm really getting worried. wink

Posted by Anna at May 12, 2003 01:33 PM


Me too. rown

Posted by Rae at May 12, 2003 01:34 PM


Yeah yeah... call us weirdos all you want... we know the truth.

Posted by Rae at May 12, 2003 01:35 PM


Gack - bloggage! GACK - Yoda dildo!! Of course, it should be noted that Rae & Tarina only admitted to *inventing* the thing - that does't mean it doesn't exist, only that they're very twisted inventors bubbles

Posted by Liz at May 12, 2003 01:37 PM


Apparently, I'm the only pure person here...

Posted by Little Willow at May 12, 2003 07:46 PM


Nah, LW, I'm pure too.

At least if you ask 3/4 of my parents, I am.

But really, this IS disturbing. smile

Posted by Kacie at May 12, 2003 10:01 PM


Yes, it is VERY disturbing, Kacie. smile Even I'm scared at this point.

Posted by Anna at May 12, 2003 10:30 PM


I can see dreaming about Han, but Jabba and Yoda, Anna?! I never knew that behind all the innocent blogging was an SW porn queen... fez

Posted by Addie at May 12, 2003 11:22 PM


Wow! Just came by to drop of some love and I see you got the kinky star wars fetishes as a topic in your comments! bouncy
That's okay, even Yoda needs a little luvin' every once in awhile. wink smooch

Posted by Krissy at May 13, 2003 03:28 PM


Just thought I'd make this an even 50...and say that Rae and Tarina are the grossest people alive! wink

Posted by Susan at May 13, 2003 10:59 PM


I really don't think I can express how hard I'm laughing right now! bouncy

Posted by Kelly at May 14, 2003 08:07 AM


See...when you don't blog we all get..weird..check out all of your comments :D

I was surprised you didn't comment about any of the buffy eps..! I'll wait until you do and then ...I'll get all commenty again :D

Posted by Jenah at May 14, 2003 10:56 PM


I can't wait to see all of your web work, especially your new projects smile

Posted by Katie at May 15, 2003 09:47 AM


Hey there! I love this layout you got here. It's really pretty.

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